In Bed

“Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.”
     Fortune cookie fun.  Next time you’re enjoying a plate of Seasame Chicken don’t forget to save the fortune cookie.  Over the years fortune cookies have been a great source of inspiration, humor, and entertainment.  They have informed me of when money was headed my way and when I was on the verge of something BIG!  How would I ever survive without the infinite wisdom of the fortune cookie?  Heed the wise words you find inside and then enjoy some side splitting fun by adding the words “in bed” to the end of the fortune.   It’s guaranteed to make an interesting conversation and it’s good for an instant laugh.  Go ahead and give it a try.  Below you’ll find a list of fortunes.  Try adding “in bed”!

It takes more than good memory to have good memories.

A thrilling time is in your immediate future. 

Plan for many pleasures ahead. 

The joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days. 

Your everlasting patience will be rewarded sooner or later. 

Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before. 

Something you lost will soon turn up. 

Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout. 

Excitement and intrigue follow you closely wherever you go! 

A pleasant surprise is in store for you. 

May life throw you a pleasant curve. 

Be mischievous and you will not be lonesome. 

You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music. 

Your flair for the creative takes an important place in your life. 

Your artistic talents win the approval and applause of others. 

Pray for what you want, but work for the things you need. 

Your many hidden talents will become obvious to those around you. 

Don’t forget, you are always on our minds. 

Your greatest fortune is the large number of friends you have. 

Look for new outlets for your own creative abilities.

If you’re not at least laughing on the the inside, you need to lighten up (in bed).  Happy Monday!  See you on Thursday.

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